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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""
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"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."
"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"
"I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km"
"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
"What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."
"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"
"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"