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Joke of the Day
"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."
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"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."
"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."
"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."
"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."
"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."