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Joke of the Day

"When I was child we had to look things up in dictionary or encyclopedia, uphill both ways in the snow"

"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought He's trying to pull a fast one."

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"How does Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap."

"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."

"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."

"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"

"Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions."