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Joke of the Day
"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("
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"How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool You flip it upside down"
"If I ever go missing.. you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster."
"RIP Daenerys Targaryen we will miss you. #SPOILERALERT Just kidding. I haven't seen the latest episode yet."
"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"
"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"
"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."
"Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes"
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."