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Joke of the Day

"Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life."

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"

"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"

"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"

"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."