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Joke of the Day

"I didn't think my hangover was that bad, until I spent 10 minutes trying to log into my nephew's Etch-a-sketch."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"

"Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what ""gay"" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball."

"what if the Blair Witch was just lonely"

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"

"Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :("

"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."

"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."