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Joke of the Day

"Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed."

"OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER."

"What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians."

"Expect some precipitation later tonight. Because I'm about to make it rain on deez hoez."

"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."

"Why do jews like jail Because of all the shackles.....im terribly sorry"

"Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer."

"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."

"A reddit mod walks into a bar [removed]"

"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."