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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that when a pigeon has sex it dies? Well the one that I fucked did"
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"These Alt-Right people should Ctrl+Alt-Right+Delete themselves from American society, Am I right?!"
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"
"A will is a dead giveaway."
"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."