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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? I faggot"

"Trump Brand Condoms! Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney."

"Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma."

"I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"

"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, ""EAT YOUR CEREAL!"" for example."