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Joke of the Day
"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"
Next Joke
"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"
"test :notes:"
"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"
"To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he's going to creep tonight."
"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."
"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"
"Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!"
"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"
"A seal walks into a club... _"