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Joke of the Day

"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."

"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."

"In retrospect, the kidnapping was going according to plan until I blew my nose on the rag I'd soaked with chloroform."

"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."

"What is a suicide bombers worse fear? Dying alone..."

"Good one computer geniuses, you made everything ""user friendly"" and ""intuitive"" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything."

"Hey girl, are you a pool? Cause I'd piss in YOUR deep end"

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"