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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre."
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"I hope I can kill my feelings before my liver."
"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"
"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."
"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"
"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."
"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"
"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"
"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."