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Joke of the Day

"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top? Yep, simpler times."

"Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through."

"A repost walks into a bar"

"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny."

"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads."