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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier"

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."

"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."

"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"

"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."

"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"What did the man order at the Indian restaurant? It's Naan of your business."