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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

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"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""
"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."
"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."
"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."
"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"
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