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Joke of the Day
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
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"Say what you want about porn stars... but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off."
"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."
"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"JESUS: I shall turn water to wine JUDAS: Actually wine is 85% water so that's only 15% miracle JESUS: This is literally the WORST betrayal"
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet? RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh"
"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."