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Joke of the Day
"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
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"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."
"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."
"I gave my girl an orgasm and she spat it right back in my face"
"The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You're probably broke and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
"take our dunkin donuts survey and be entered to win $50000! question 1: how sure can you *really* be that they are your real parents?"
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"