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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."

"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"What does bigamy mean? One wife too many. What does monogamy mean? Same fucking thing."

"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh? But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!"

"What has 2 legs and bleeds......? ....half a dog."