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Joke of the Day

"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"

"What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch? Patio Furniture."

"Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place."

"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"

"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"

"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"

"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."

"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""