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Joke of the Day

"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"

"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"

"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."

"Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."

"Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies? Because this docent makes any cents."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Victims, they went through 38 stories in 10 seconds"

"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"

"Earlier today at a coffee shop, I spilled my drink all over the paper I was working on. The barista looked over and said, ""Well, essay chai tea happens."""

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."