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Joke of the Day

"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."

"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... Steve Jobs proved this one wrong."

"[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a light grey Me: ... My dog: if that helps"

"I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit."

"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."

"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"