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"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill."
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"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
"Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking."
"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."
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"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"
"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."