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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill."

"I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch. But he got the collar."

"My girlfriend got so mad she battered me with some vegetables. She has a terrible tempura."

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"

"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."

"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."

"How is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It's not right."

"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"