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Joke of the Day
"Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard"
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"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear"
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"A young blonde, leaving home for a one week visit to New York, was told by her mother to put on clean socks every day. By the end of the week she couldn't get her shoes on."
"Did you hear about the Olympic sprinter who got busted for steroids? Now he's out of the running."
"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"