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Joke of the Day

"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."

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"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."
"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."
"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
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"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."
"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."