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Joke of the Day

"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"

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"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"
"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."
"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."
"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."
"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"
"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"