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Joke of the Day

"My three year old had a nightmare last night He lost his ipad"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"

"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."

"THE WEEKND: I can't feel my face when I'm with you DENTIST (injecting novocaine): that's kinda the point dude"

"On one hand, this sub has gotten a little stale. On the other hand... ... you have different fingers."