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Joke of the Day

"It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities You never know how many enemies you're making"

"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."

"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""

"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."

"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"

"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one. &nbsp; EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."

"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"

"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."

"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"