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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"

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"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
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"You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all ""tomato."" You can leave."
"Calculus derives me crazy!!"
"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""
"so a dyslexic man........ walks into a bra"
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"So a man walks into a bar... And hurts his head."
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