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Joke of the Day
"Where do midget terrorists live? Halfghanistan."
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"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"
"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."
"What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout"
"A woman is out fishing with her husband... As she's sitting in the boat, she asks ""Honey, do you have any more of those little floatey bobber thingies? Mine keep sinking."""
"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Her heart was in the right place.. In her chest to the left"
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED! Wife: Dave, I'm at wo- Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7"