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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge."

"This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees... I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle"

" You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. "

"Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason"

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."

"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"

"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"

"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."

"What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !"