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Joke of the Day

"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"

"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"

"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""

"My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper."

"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric"

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they ""can't even!"""

"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."

"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"

"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"