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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"
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"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"
"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"""It's not about who's right or wrong."" ~ The person that is wrong"
"Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called ""babysitting"". You're wrong. It's called ""parenting"". Not the same."
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground"