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Joke of the Day
"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."
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"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""
"What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet? The toilet only has to take shit from one asshole at a time. . ."
"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"
"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."
"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
"I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."
"What do they use to heal cuts in the Matrix Neo Sporin"
"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"