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Joke of the Day
"Friends are a lot like snowmen... They tend to go away when you piss on them."
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"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."
"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."
"What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?"
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"Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race"
"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."