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Joke of the Day
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
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"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."
"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"
"[NASA press conf] ""good news: we found a cat on Mars"" REPORTER: & the bad news? ""[recalls Curiosity rover running it over] uh it's sleeping"""
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"