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Joke of the Day

"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."

"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."

"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."

"What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars."

"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."

"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"

"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman Nananananananananana Batman"

"[re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] ""come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."""

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."