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Joke of the Day
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
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"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."
"Ways to tell a woman's mad at you: 1. She's silent. 2. She's yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you."
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"
"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."
"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"
"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."
"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."
"Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat ""so sorry so sorry"" and keep moving forward."