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Joke of the Day

"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."

"Which porn video release are you most looking forward to? I'm excited about the next but one"

"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."

"If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting."

"can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*"

"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("