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Joke of the Day

"Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign ..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term"

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."

"Visiting grandma (nsfw) Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! ""Shut up and keep digging, boy."""

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."

"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"

"I wish my lawn were a depressed emo so it would just cut itself."