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Joke of the Day

"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"

"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"

"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."

"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"""Kids, part of my comprehensive zombie apocalypse plan are these Tshirts to keep up with each other"" ""Daddy, why do ours say appetizer?"""

"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANAAAAA"

"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."

"Jokels: It's a simple joke website. http://jokels.com/"