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Joke of the Day

"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""

"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"

"I am a woman, hear my eyes roll."

"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."

"I guess if your a meth head You've only got one sleep until Christmas"

"I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain."

"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"

"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."

"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."

"What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate."