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Joke of the Day
"It must be so good to speak signal language. You can talk with your mouth full"
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"For those of you concerned about my upcoming birthday and struggling for ideas as to what to get me this year, I have registered for gifts at the liquor store..."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"Actual ""dad"" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation."
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."
"Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving."
"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""