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Joke of the Day

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."

"Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children."

"Girls really shouldn't wear animal print clothing... ...if they're bigger than the said animal."

"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"

"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."

"What does a ghost say after a bad joke? Booo Hahahaha *I'm so lonely*"

"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"