110312
Joke of the Day
"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"
Next Joke
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."
"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"
"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"My wife said I don't do enough work around the house. Its like she thinks this FB account just runs itself.........smh"
"I said to my doctor... I said to my doctor, ""Doctor, i just don't know what's wrong with me this week?"" He said ""Jim, you're a hypochondriac"". I replied ""Oh no, not that aswell!"""
"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""
"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"
"I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went."
"You sneeze more than 5 times in a row and I'm gonna start performing an exorcism."