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Joke of the Day

"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."

"(NSFW) What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into a girls butthole."

"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."

"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"

"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"

"If you believe binoculars are overrated, then look no further."

"DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years"