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Joke of the Day
"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."
Next Joke
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."
"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"
"Hey people who cold call my cell phone: I've got a better way for you to make money with your mouth."
"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."
"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."
"Black holes suck. Think about it."
"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"
"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""