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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? One is a cunning runt."
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"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."
"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"
"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""
"I have an eating disorder... I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?... Because they always blow their trunks off!"
"Somewhere there's a cat named Pablo Picatso, and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"What goes ""Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop click-click-click-click-click-click pop-click""? A stuttering South African tribesman."