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Joke of the Day
"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"
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"midterms and finals are like prayers to god. i never get answers."
"My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."
"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"
"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."
"I told my wife I was going to start collecting rare watches... She wondered how I would find the time."
"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids."