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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other."

"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay."

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."

"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."

"Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time."

"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."

"A friend told me I take twitter way too seriously. Don't worry, I unfollowed her."