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Joke of the Day

"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."

"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."

"What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled? ""tummy, my X-Men!"""

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb One American to hire a Mexican to change the bulb and other 323.99 million to complain about outsiders stealing their jobs"

"Women and their rights"

"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."

"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."