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Joke of the Day

"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"

"As a male college student, the only thing that's disappearing faster than my money... is my Kleenex."

"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"

"Did you hear about the people holding a raffle with the prize as a coffin? It was a dead giveaway."

"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""

"To err is human, to arr is pirate."

"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"""Honey, I think I lost weight!"" ""Get on the scale, I bet you'll find it."""

"I hate to think there are meteorologists out there who've never stood in front of the green screen and pretended to jerk off Florida."