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Joke of the Day

"When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord."""

"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."

"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."

"[OC] What is said in both the bathroom and the police interrogation room? ""Come clean, asshole!"""

"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"

"What do gay horses eat? *haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.....*"

"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."

"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"

"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."